Suture Enthusiast Prints

I quilt therefore I am

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

The Dandy

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Screw plastic surgeon.

Medical Supplies

GLOO!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Pollsters

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Patient after an appendix operation

'How does this one feel?'

Zorro, The Embroiderer

Slipstream

A woman repairs a broken heart.