Sustainable Snackers Gifts

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Is the MSG local?"

"Fresh pepper?"

To do before Saturday...

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Olive Oil

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."