Serene Snackers Gifts

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Is the MSG local?"

"Fresh pepper?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Breakfast surreal.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

Meditation Munchies

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

"They're quite fatty, so to relieve your guilt I made sure they taste terrible."

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

'I just love eating organic food.'

Supermarket Aisles.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

Consumer Therapy

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

'This chocolate bar is full of fruit and nuts.'

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."