Sustainable Snacker Gifts

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"Is the MSG local?"

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

Sustainable Fish and Chips.

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

'I just love eating organic food.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"The bagels are better in New York."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Olive Oil

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

The early days of tofurkey.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"We grind our own catnip."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

"I can't see them replacing fish and chips."

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'