Sustainability Scout Gifts

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Climate Crisis

100% carbon neutral

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The original paperless office

Just Stop Boil

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."