Sustainability Scout Gifts

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Just Stop Boil

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Climate Crisis

The original paperless office

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'