Sustainability Sleuth Gifts

"We have to discover who's dumping clean water into our sewage."

'This is our environmental policy officer.'

'Jeff has some interesting ideas on how to save energy.'

"That little hypocrite's done that with a felt-tip made from plastic!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

British savings accounts

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Just Stop Boil

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Nuclear generation of energy.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"So much for password protected."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Litter Pick

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

City Windfarms.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Ecology