Surprisologist T-Shirts

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Surprise!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Bird Bath.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'