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"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

Cardiac Recovery.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

'Giraffe'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Happy Birthday MUM!

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.