Surprise-loving Specialist Pillows

"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

Cardiac Recovery.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

While You Were Out: We Moved!

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'Waiter, this jam tastes of fish!'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Giraffe'

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Since his black belt certification in Process Improvement, Henry's presentations had become unbearable.