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'I hate surprise parties!'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Chritmas Party - "What in our own time?"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

'What is the meaning of poorly attended staff meetings.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Crime Writer's Society.

"I wonder if management will believe my project?"

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

Cow's Surprise Party.

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"Spaghetti made from squash? Sounds like fake news."

'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'

No atheists in Heaven.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'Here comes Stewy! Haha! This surprise is gonna kill him!'

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"

"Oh for God's sake Peter, do remove your feet from the table."

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"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

"It tells me if your bill is fake or not."

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

'Don't be a fool, Kevin! How do you know that he's a certified teaching pro?'

'How do I know you're legit?'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

"These office parties are overrated. The stupid comments, idle chit chat, dumb looks...just like any old work day."

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Door-to-Door Agnostic

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

'This is all just some political scare-tactic.'

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