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"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

The Staff Meeting.

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Elevator dilemma.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'You're the reason I can't charge anything for goodwill when I sell the business.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

Brainstorming!

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

Commercial music

The inventions of baseball

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'