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"I'll say one thing - you're full of surprises."

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Bike Wash

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

Elevator dilemma.

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

'You're the reason I can't charge anything for goodwill when I sell the business.'

'Are you gonna answer that?'

'Jim has writer's block, which we're all grateful for.'

The inventions of baseball

Commercial music

Brainstorming!

"It turned into a hostile takeover once we saw their books."

"Welcome to Kickstarter."

"Send in the press, we've completed the takeover."

'I told you not to do that. Now put it back.'