Surgical Shenanigans Pillows

'Hot! Hot!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

The invention of baseball.

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"Oops – I think that was a tan line."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'Mind if I cut in?'

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

'It's nothing to worry about - Just a routine procedure, Mrs Dawson. We call it the Mrs Dawson Procedure.'

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

"The white carpet in here was a mistake."

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady