Surgical Shenanigans Prints

'Hot! Hot!'

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"Mum, I got the job!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

The invention of baseball.

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"He did it again. Slipped out and replaced himself with a bunch of lumpy pillows."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Oops – I think that was a tan line."

"My husband's a surgeon, he can't let go of his work."

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

"Did you hear? A bunch of girls went through our neighborhood last night shoe-polishing our cars."

'It's nothing to worry about - Just a routine procedure, Mrs Dawson. We call it the Mrs Dawson Procedure.'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"The white carpet in here was a mistake."