Seer Shenanigans Prints

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

A self-filling prophecy.

"Who's there?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Tittle and tattle.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

The invention of baseball.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

Nostrildamus.