Seer Shenanigans Pillows

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Who's there?"

"I'll be right back."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Tittle and tattle.

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

The invention of baseball.

Nostrildamus.

A prediction.

"Your mother says to quit bringing laundry over. She's dead."