Surgical Prankster Pillows

'Malpractice? No - it's not our dog.'

'Mind if I cut in?'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

Disorderlies

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Excommunicate Me.

'Brain surgery, Harold? Have you lost your mind?!'

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

Quick! 5-second rule!

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'So did you want the ectomy, or just the otomy?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"

"So laughter isn't the best medicine..."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Sorry Mr Penrose. We forgot to shake your medicine this morning."

'BOy! Talk about organ rejection!'

"5 second rule!"

'Dr. Frisinger thinks he may have left a clamp in you.'

Nurse cautioning a patient

"Dr. Lutz is the city's top funny bone man."

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

'I'm afraid the surgeon couldn't perform your operation, because you weren't wearing clean underpants.'