Medically-minded Prankster Pillows

Crossed fingers on a sign for the operating room.

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Virtual Doctor

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Dr. Federson has performed this procedure so many times, he could do it blindfolded with one hand tied behind his back. Show him, doctor.'

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"I am not the famous heart surgeon, but I am in his medical group."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

Doctor about spinning plates on patient: 'I'm concerned about his platelets.'

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Disorderlies

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"I just finished a 10-day cleanse. Now it's time to retox."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

"I think it says 'courgettes'."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Heart Rate, Respiration, Insurance Remaining.

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

'So did you want the ectomy, or just the otomy?'

"...and how about you, Wellington? Does this smell funny to you?"