Surfing Sitcom Gifts

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Moving Van.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

"Four out of five doctors recommend that you get up and get some exercise."

"Try to remember to flex your ankles and if possible walk up and down the room."

"Serf's up"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'I'm going to give you a prescription for your walking pneumonia...Take one pill every three miles.'

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."

Surfing the Brown Water.

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

Tide-l Wave.

Shark-bite.

Fruitcake

"The Americans must be at the end of their tether. They're sending in Californian Surf Nazis!"

"I like the way they come on their own serving trays."