Surfboard Ceo Gifts

Surfer on his mobile phone.

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Dow's up!"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Another nice wave.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Capitalism.

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

So I take it you'd rather I didn't go on another surfing weekend...

"Excuse me....water!!"

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Bob learned to redirect his pent-up fury. Rather than postal, he went coastal.

A shark ventriloquist.

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

Caseboarding.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

"What's a good board for someone who gets out in the water once a year but talks about surfing incessantly?"

The end is rear!

Chickens read 'pecking order'.

This is incredible! Sunny day, deserted beach, perfect curl. Where are the sponsors?

Wind Surfing

A fat guy at a beach shouting to his ex girlfriend:'I know I don't have his good looks Martha,but I'm six pounds lighter and I surf now!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Surfing

The waves weren't quite as big as he'd imagined they'd be.

Surfer.

'Be careful out there. Sharks often times mistake us for surfers.'