Corporate Surfer Gifts

"Welcome back, Mr. Bigley. Some messages came in for you while you were dead."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Baby on board.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Money pouring in for a 'Acme Doodad Company's IPO.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"Dow's up!"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'What do you mean your telling me, 'stash it under the bed' is your best advice in the current financial climate?'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

Sex Section in the Library

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

Gold Crisis

Card shark

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Capitalism.

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

"It's a working vacation."

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

The turbulent euro.

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

"I like a diet rich in surfers."