Surf Shop Owner Gifts

Jake's surfboards: 'OUT - back when surf is down.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Decapitated coffee.

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

A Lady Out Shopping.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Just look'in'

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"How are your latte art classes going?"