Golf Shop Owner Gifts

'It seemed like a great place to set up shop, in case things won't work out well next door'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Decapitated coffee.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Honesty in retail

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Kitty's Coffee Shop

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.