Golf Equipment Salesperson Gifts

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Golfers lost on the road

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

At the golf detox clinic.

"If you purchased this guy's everlasting soul, here are some of his friends who may be willing to sell you theirs."

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Wider."

'Where's your other glove?'

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"What would it take for me to put you in this car today?"

"I got out of sales, it was too "dog eat dog" for me."

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."