Golf Equipment Salesperson Pillows

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'I like to stay connected 247.'

'Bancroft, it's time to pay the salesmen their bonuses. Would you please stop at the butchers' shop and get a few pounds of raw meat?'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Golfers lost on the road

At the golf detox clinic.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

'I see from your resume, that on your last job you were salesperson of the month. Says here that you were given a plague. Do you feel better now?'

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"...if you set aside 2% of your salary for your pension you can retire at 97."

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

"Wider."

'Where's your other glove?'

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

"He finds coping with the doorstep rejection quite hard."

"I got out of sales, it was too "dog eat dog" for me."

"What would it take for me to put you in this car today?"

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"No open toes. I have a puppy."

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."