Golf Equipment Pillows

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

Pro golf shop.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Golfers lost on the road

At the golf detox clinic.

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Where's your other glove?'

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Farmer Golf

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

Mixing Baseball and Football

A ball's best case scenario.

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Jack Nicklaus.

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Golfer using a machine to hit the golfball