Surfboard Symphonist Gifts

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Turtle Hat

'Another nice wave.'

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Music Freak.

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

'Your wave.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I hate rainy days!'

Mozart swimming.

"My turn."

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

The reception here is awful!

Surfer on his mobile phone.

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Bulletin at Malibu

'Let's welcome Tina back from two weeks in Hawaii, and hope this phase passes soon.'

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Surfer's commute

"Excuse me....water!!"

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

A shark ventriloquist.

Theremin

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Capitalism trying to ride the waves.

Violinist on a surfboard

"Great! You're hired."