Supreme Court Enthusiast Pillows

"There - everyone's represented..."

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I love Lawyers

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Sue The Bastards

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Criminal Stupidness

Judge

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Religion and Politics

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."