Supreme Court Superfan Pillows

Mount Ruthmore

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

Religion and Politics

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

Soccer Fans.

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Welcome Ruth!"

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"He can't stop digressing."

City Court: 'Justice delayed is par for the course.'