Supreme Court Superfan Pillows

Mount Ruthmore

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Religion and Politics

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'Dad's saying he controls my allowance because of something called the Commerce Clause.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?'

'There you go, bringing up the PAST again!'

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

Die-hard soccer moms.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Soccer Fans.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

How future cases will be decided if there is a 4-4 tie.

"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Welcome Ruth!"

How I spent my summer vacation...by Neil Gorsuch

A bear points out the hunter who shot him in the bum in a police line-up

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"He can't stop digressing."

Last ESPN highlights next 250 miles.

Why are you sniffing my gavel, counselor? I love the smell of justice in the morning.