Supportive Gift Pillows

"You got this, Nana."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Picking pastries.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Window Treatment

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Alms Bank

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'They were all out of roses.'

Me and my money are soon parted

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Valentines Day truck

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Happy Valentine's.