Supportive Gift Pillows

"You got this, Nana."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Picking pastries.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Window Treatment

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Alms Bank

'They were all out of roses.'

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Me and my money are soon parted

Valentines Day truck

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."