Supply Stashers Pillows

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Top - Perhaps

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Christmas Cow.

'You wished to see the house red?'

Our Job Steward

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

Kangaroo Pocket

'Buy plain packet cigarettes - get free coloured pens to make your own packet design.'

'Hey! Who picked out all the odds!'

'Give me all your free pens too!'

"It's more than just a mattress. It's a great place to rest your weary assets."

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

Absolutely No Chemicals, Preservatives or Additives

Stores of Mystery

Santa Claus

The shopkeeper hadn't met them before, but they seemed like pretty cool customers.

Man surrounded by paperclips - 'He just saw them as part of his salary...'

"Pens, staples, paper clips galore, but not a single bottle of inspiration."

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

"What makes you think I'm stealing office supplies."

Survivalist, Best Before end of the world

"I've watched you Bastable, you are domineering foul-mouthed and aggressive - how would you like to be foreman?"

"Costco."

"Now then, what does Madam desire?"

'I'm sorry dear. It must have shrunk in the wash.'

Female Boss 5

'Everybody needs candy. Everybody needs stationery. Everybody needs microcomputers.'