"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."
Supply Chain Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for your supply chain survivor? These clever and creative items are designed to honor their strength and dedication. Whether they manage inventory or optimize logistics, they’ll appreciate something that celebrates their resilience. Our collection combines humor and heart, making it a thoughtful way to recognize their hard work in an often unseen but vital field. Find mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints tailored for the logistics champion in your life and make their day a little brighter.
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
Mother threatening to gag her baby.
"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."
"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."
"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."
Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified
Made in China.
'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'
'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'
Export
Do not feed the clerks.
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
You know retail is in a bad way when...
'Excuse me, but is there any chance of finding me a decaffeinated clerk?'
The Two Economies
Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'
"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."
'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'
"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."
'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'
"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"
Complaints about how we handled your complaint.
'No, I'm sorry, the HVAC engineer isn't here ... No, I'm not sure when he'll be back? Would you like to be put on hold?'
"No, this is the department for obfuscation, hindrance, confusion and prevarication...you want the department for sophistry, incomprehension, fudging and evasiveness!!"
'Of course I care, madam!'
Where has he been so long?
"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."
Till malfunction
Milkshake Shortage
Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.
"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."
Supply Chain Survivor Gifts Collection
Supply Chain Survivor Mugs
Explore our selection of mugs designed for supply chain survivors—perfect for coffee breaks and showing off their logistical prowess.
Supply Chain Survivor Pillows
Add a humorous touch to their space with pillows that celebrate supply chain resilience—great for home or office decor.
Supply Chain Survivor Prints
Find inspiring prints that highlight the importance of supply chain heroes—decorate with wit and pride.
Supply Chain Survivor T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts for supply chain professionals—fun and functional, ideal for casual wear or workdays.