Supplement Collection Pillows

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Girl holding money.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Protein Powder Irony

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'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

Missing Sock

My first Boyfriend.

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'