Supplement Sampler Pillows

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Sinking Sand

Nutritional Supplements.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Eating raw cake mix.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

NEW FALL LINEUP

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'You know, hors d'oeuvres are completely lost on your side of the family.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

"Have you ever thought about putting out, instead of pretzels, maybe peanuts?"

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

"The face of the pear-shaped man reminded me of the mashed turnips that Aunt Mildred used to serve alongside the Thanksgiving turkey. As he got out of the strawberry-hued car, his immense fists looked like two slabs of slightly gnawed ham. He waddled over

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'

Working from home.

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."