Software Sampler Pillows

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

NEW FALL LINEUP

'I had a taste of my own medicine yesterday - Yuck!'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"The doctor needs a spice sample."

Eric Clapton.

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

Holistic Alcohol Consumption

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

Two tourists inspecting a French sign

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

Midlife Madness

"It's the right drink in the right place at the right time."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."

"I can sell you the caulk, but there's a waiting period for the gun."

Man: 'See Wendy?! I told you my dad's homemade Vodka would put hair on your chest!'