Supplement Collection Mugs

"SHEESH. What will it be like when I'm eighty?!"

The Missing Sock Returns

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

Girl holding money.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

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'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'I'm part of a double-blind study to see how weight loss supplements help people lose weight. I'm guessing I received the sugar pill placebos.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

Dummy no. 5836 was found lying in a pool of his own fake vomit.

'He tried to take away fuzzy bear.'

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

Missing Sock

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

My first Boyfriend.

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'