Supper Star Gifts

"That's brilliant, Dennis! I only got two point eight yesterday."

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

"Rump roast?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Ghostbasters 3

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

Biker chopper shopper

French suppers.

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

'The good news is that what you save on my hair cut can be added to my allowance.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

"Thank you for the Posh nosh!"

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

Complaints department

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

Trolley Rage.

Ladies Drinking In The Dinning Room After The Men Retire To The Drawing Room.

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue