Superstition Laughers Gifts

"Hello, I am Robinson Crusoe. What's your name?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

Third eye

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"I see we're all going into this interview a little superstitious."

Rational explanations

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

'I'm screwed...'