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"Hello, I am Robinson Crusoe. What's your name?"

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"Oh, come in Blevins. I was just thinking about you."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

'This either means 'get busy', or I'm damned.'

Rats leave a launching ship.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Net Zero Superstitions

'You've got a degree in mathematics? Well, the economy isn't logical. It's about irrationality, superstition, gossip and pure luck. You need a degree in gambling and black magic.'

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I knew it, there is an autocorrect demon!"

"Two for Joy."

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Third eye

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

"Not another gooseberry bush!"

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

"I don't need a costume. I am halloween."

Rational explanations

'I'll bet I can reach the ship without stepping on a crack!'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

'It's not an audition, it's a job interview and please don't tell me to 'break a leg'.'

'I'm screwed...'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."