Supernatural Office Escapades Gifts

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Stress

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"With great power comes great, great stress."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

Man Looking Through Window

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Clock watcher

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."