Office Adventures Gifts

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

Belief and Trust.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"Two boys from legal to see you."

The Corporate Rat.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Office Competitions

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."