Romantic Office Escapades Gifts

"There's far too much hanky panky in this office. And I'm not having it!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Company Ink.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Watch your mouth.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

Office Crush

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'

"Before I give you this anonymous Valentine's card coudl you just sign this waiver confirming that you won't fall uncontrollably in love with me...or take out a sexual harassment suit!"