Romantic Office Escapades Gifts

"There's far too much hanky panky in this office. And I'm not having it!"

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Company Ink.

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'I'll crunch the numbers and get back to you.'

'Nice try, but I'm still not feeling any chemistry between us.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"That's what happens when you start a relationship at work!"

"Is this business or pleasure?"

Toilet Tissue Typist.

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

'Just because you fell in love on company time is no reason why the company has to give you time off to get married on.'

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

"But it will never work between us! Your primary concern is with the business and mine is with stakeholders!"

'We can't go on meeting like this, Brian. It's not you I want - it's your job.'

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

The Adventures of Morton - the feminist.

"I'll consider your proposal at the next meeting."

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

"I think there's a 100 percent probability that Helen from statistics doesn't want to date you."

"Nobody's reading our company blog, we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!"

'That is the worst excuse for forgetting to send a Valentines card that I have ever heard!'

'I wouldn't say we're involved. It's more like entangled.'

'Watch your mouth.'

Office Crush

'Another far fetched, unlikely story about a girl falling in love with her boss.'