Supernatural Office Escapades Mugs

Frisbee, what's this I hear about you moonlighting?

In basket-case.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

Stress

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Clock watcher

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"