Supermarket Swinger T-Shirts

'Bloody 4WDs!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

'Hole in one!!!!'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

The Amateur Golfer

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf Hil Divot

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'Wash balls here.'

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'