Supermarket Swinger T-Shirts

'Bloody 4WDs!'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

I think you're ace

The Amateur Golfer

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

Thursday is the new Friday

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Complex Carbs

'You're away, Doc!'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

Golf Hil Divot

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'No, I'm NOT break dancing.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

"Today is catch-your-own day."

'My name is John and I'm a golfaholic!'

"I hate sand traps."

'I'm giving my tortoise a white knuckle ride!'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."