Culinary Swinger T-Shirts

'Fetch me the leftover meatballs! Thanks!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Menu Dating

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

The Perfect Foil

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Feast

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Cookery Lesson.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'