Superiority Complex Explorers Gifts

"I hope I never lose my sense of entitlement."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Look, a bug!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Heading off with a packed bag

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Giraffe Selfie

The Airport.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

= too complex

"But it would be rude to raise taxes on my friends."

'Bananas! Once you've skinned them and removed the bone, there's nothing left.'

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

Tourist Directions

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Confusing directions.

Headphone swing

I can be upgraded, can you?

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Since this is Daylight Savings Time, can we save some daylight and use it next winter?'

"She tried to explain the difference between spirituality, mindfulness and mysticism. I didn't get it."

'It's a tax on taxes.'

An evolutionary turning point.

Martyr Complex

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

The Three Kings use sat nav to find the baby Jesus.