Supercomputer Sipper Gifts

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Pasta

"I forget to drink."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

A very fine vintage

Liquidity Lunch

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."