Supercomputer Sipper Gifts

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

Pasta

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"I forget to drink."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

A very fine vintage

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Liquidity Lunch

'Can you recommend something that will make my date sound interesting.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'