Sunrise Resistor Gifts

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'I love the mornings...'

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

The Same Old Era.

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'