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The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'I love the mornings...'

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

"Are we admiring a sunrise or a sunset?"

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Cowboy hitchhiker holds sign which reads; Out of town by sun up.

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

The Same Old Era.

'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

"I've worked here for thirty years..."

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'