School Resistor Gifts

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

'Fred's on a tough diet. He can look but he can't eat.'

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

'All these changes - why can't everything stay the same!?'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on the playground but that was last year. First grade is where it all suddenly gets real."

"I'm old school. I still like to yell, 'Stay off my lawn' rather than text it."

"Your daughter is always tired, struggles to keep up and doesn't respond well to authority. Anyway, thanks for coming in, mom and dad."

No thank you, I'm allergic to chocolate. It makes me break out in pounds.

'You're very lucky to get an allotment, of course. Mine here's been a godsend since the downturn.'