Sunning Gifts

SUV Protection

New solar powered sun bed

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"Privates Beach"

"I love this time of day."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

French wine

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Easter Island Shades...

Sunbathing in the park

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"